The Great Bahamian Long Weekend (7 Commandments To Abide By)

Andrew BainJune 6, 2019

By Drew Ah, the great Bahamian long weekend. If there is one story from the Bible that defines Bahamians as a people its Jesus turning water into wine. ...

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Bahamian Soca/Carnival Season (Destruction Of A Guard)

Andrew BainMarch 15, 2019

By Drew   Little known fact about me: I play chess fairly well. My cousins Dion and Teran are legit St. Annes chess champions. You know St. Annes…..t...

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The Ultimate Drake Playlist (Chosen By The Lazarus Pit)

Andrew BainMarch 8, 2019

By Drew   I know a lot of you are consumed with BAISS and International Womens day or...I don't know....actually doing work on a Friday like some kin...

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Open Letter To Fat Bahamians Still Trying To Lose Weight In 2019

Andrew BainJanuary 11, 2019

By Drew   I waited a week to write this because it only takes a week or so for most fat people to lose their motivation to work out in the new year. ...

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What (Not) To Buy Your Bahamian/Capricorn Man This Christmas

Andrew BainNovember 30, 2018

By Drew   My Birthday is December 28th…..yes, it has always sucked. Keep in mind my mother loves white Jesus with an awkward amount of intensity and ...

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Bahamians Are Fat…Myself Included (For Adia)

Andrew BainNovember 2, 2018

By Drew   “Adia, I do believe I’ve failed you. Adia, I know I’ve let you down.”  Those are lyrics from Sarah McLachlan’s song, Adia, which is a top 5...

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The Bahamaian Social Scene (Where Do You Fit In?)

Andrew BainOctober 12, 2018

By Drew   Don’t let the tight shirts and flip flops fool you, folks: I’ve done a lot of great things in my life. Perhaps my greatest accomplishment i...

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Open Letter to The Bahamian Sun (On Behalf Of We, The Sweaty&Forlorn)

Andrew BainJuly 27, 2018

By Drew   Oh, y’all thought that title was an accident? I’m not stupid, I know there is only one sun. The earth orbits 1 sun and that sun gives heat ...

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Happy Fathers/Bedroom Bully Appreciation Day! (Free T-Shirt & Hat Inside)

Andrew BainJune 17, 2018

By Drew   Don't worry, kids: This one is short.... "Whew!!! I thought this nigga was bout to run on for another 2000 words!!" - Everyone What ...

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Open Letter to The Cancer Society Of The Bahamas (From Those That Were Left Behind)

Andrew BainMay 25, 2018

By Drew   So my dad died last week Monday and that sucked. He had pancreatic cancer and in 2 months I watched the strongest man I knew.....well......

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How To Date A 30+ Year Old Bahamian

Andrew BainMarch 9, 2018

By Drew   I’m 36. I say that a lot....almost constantly because I'm not ashamed of my age or my status. Typically people tend to look at me with a cur...

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Why You Should Date a Large (Fat) Bahamian Man #BearSeason

Andrew BainDecember 1, 2017

By Drew   I never wanted to write this. It felt dirty just typing the title. It feels self serving. Two years ago I ran into my boy Alex and his w...

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