By Drew
Dear Right Honorable Prime Minister Phillip “Brave” Davis,
How you, beloved?
Let’s start with the disrespect, shall we? I slandered you a lot. I put “rape whistle” before and after your name because….well that was pretty dumb. I know you Prime Minister now but….beloved….rape whistle? You being a lawyer you should know that’s not the way rape works.
But who am I to judge.
We all make mistakes. I’d like to imagine it was just a terribly timed joke. And we, as a country, are no strangers to terribly bad jokes. Minnis had us cracking up by how bad his jokes were.
Remember this joke?
There was a time I prayed to PLP Jesus that you would just shut up. It was as if everything Minnis said you HAD to have a retort.
Minnis could be like….
You, almost immediately….
Also, ya gotta stop slandering your grandparents on main street, beloved. Jesus christ…..is that just a thing you do? Your wife gotta be tired of you.
But once you got past loud noises not stopping rapists and being contrarian to a man drowning in an ocean of his own incompetence and unchecked hubris, you kinda settled down and you were aight.
Let me be VERY clear, sir…..I am not a fan of EITHER party. We gave Minnis a shot and we all see how that went….
You gotta understand that we didn’t know that nigga. Like…we knew him for pulling life out of vaginas marginally well but outside of that we didn’t know that nigga. It was just that towards the end, Perry was so bad, that niggas just let Minnis in. I knew Bahamians voted party over people when Fred Mitchell lost Fox Hill to whoever the hell this person is…..
See, Brave…..wait….can we pause and sidebar for ONE sec?
Just one sec.
Brave….why they is call you “Brave”?
It bothers me that Shin Nyugen just posts videos and never addresses it. Harrison Thompson has NEVER asked or even hinted to why in the good hell we call u Brave. And Harrison questions EVERYTHING about niggas.
Did you like…..save Perry from a stabbing or fight off rabid potcakes in the name of justice? You don’t seem incredibly athletic…..why they is call you Brave? And like…we just is call you Brave off air.
NO ONE questions it.
Imagine if my name was Andrew “GentlyNow” Bain and I became PRIME MINISTER OF A COUNTRY. You wouldn’t have questions? That wouldn’t be an awkward episode of Behind the Headlines with Clint Watson?
But niggas just…..I guess…..decided thas your name.
I mean…if you like it I love it I just thought I should ask.
Anywho….
I fear, Brave, that what happened the last election happened this election: People voted party over people. Now, does that mean you will fuck up as bad as Minnis did? Nope…..you have the opportunity to be a trailblazer and show that men other than Ingraham, Christie and Pindling can run the country and govt departments transparently and not Marvin Damesely.
Do we trust you to do that? Lol…fuck no…. you miss the last couple years aye?
Here’s the thing: We WANT you to prove us wrong. Don’t mind these salty FNM’s that have come out of nowhere and who was quiet all these years.
They ain low, Brave.
Niggas was SILENT after the Dorian fiasco and the pandemic mishandling. I mean the world was burning and they was on social media talkin bout….
Then the PLP won and now they out here on some….
Brave, I see it and I don’t like it cause their memory is poor …..BUT….they have a point. Lotta tiefin gone down over the years. Lotta suspect shit happened between BOTH parties. But….it looks like the people have chosen the better of 2 apparent evils. Word on the street is when the FNM are in power they do darkness and the elite win and eat well. And when the PLP are in power they do the same darkness but “over the hill” eat well and win. Meanwhile the millennials and dying middle class are watching this back and forth like….
I’m not getting into the hearsay, the rumors, the lies, the rhetoric and the bullshit from either party. Cause we ALL have sinned and come short of the glory of Sade. (Y’all probably do some more sinning than us but you get where I’m goin here)
And make no mistake, sir….I see what ya doin. You started off with some nigga shit, then did some pimp shit, then finished off with some real nigga shit. I see you, king…like clockwork you knocked them dominoes down in like 5 days.
Then you was like…
…then the cherry on top just so niggas knew you was outside….
So for the time you’ve been there I’m not mad and I hope you can maintain this as time goes on cause right now we’re tired and lagging so forward is all we have at the moment.
In fact you should be no stranger to what it takes to grasp the moment. Word on the street is you’re a St Johns College Alumni. The St. Johns mantra is “Respice, Adspice, Prospice” which means, ” Look to the past, present and Future”. A FAR better mantra than the one Kingsway Went with…
Know why I fuck with you (for now) Brave?
Cause not ONE St. Johns student sent me ANY paraphernalia concerning your old stomping grounds and we have 2 St. Johns alumni IN 10YS. I had to find out for myself. Y’all ain shoot no video trying to explain who all been to St. Johns. Y’all ain put up no before and after pics of y’all ex students to try convince niggas to bring their kids there. St. Johns niggas read you got elected and was like….
Not that OTHER crew.
Minnis got elected and IMMEDIATELY they was on some….
Nah….all my boys from St. Johns was real niggas. I won’t even call their names cause they don’t like that attention and spotlight. I wanna believe you’re just like them. Made a few mistakes. Did some dumb or ill advised shit and sorry about it. You just wanna move on to a new day. So I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt because I literally have no choice and I choose to be hopeful rather than hateful.
I think we’re all hoping that you do the right thing and prove us wrong. And that will take some integrity, that will take some honesty and most of all it will mean redefining the status quo.
That shit is gonna take courage.
So, Prime Minister….be brave…
