Andrew Bain

Jungless: A Case Study

 The Jungless.For my foreign readers The Jungless is the North American equivalent to a hood rat, chicken head, scallywag etc. She is a product of ...

Why You Don’t Have A Man

I love it when women say things like "There are no men on this island!".Do you know why I love it? Because they usually say it in the presence of men. Funct...

Football 101: Back To Basics

by ANDREW BAIN Sometimes I sit at the bar and watch the girlfriends of guys who watch football.You have the girlfriend who doesn’t give a shit ...

What Men Really Want: Part II

6. Leave us ALONE!Patrice O’neal said something genius once. He said men want women around but just not around us. Be in the vicinity where I can call your ...

What Men Really Want: Part I

by Andrew Bain Hey ladies. How are you this day that Beyonce, first of her name, has given us? I was busy reading Cosmo and sipping some Birthday C...

The Toonami Generation

by ANDREW BAINIf I’m being honest, my first lesson in consequences did not come from the Bible. Oh I know, we’re a Christian nation so it should be expected...

Andrew Bain

8YJ Contributor

I write on Thursdays..... Sometimes.