Andrew Bain

5 Friends Your Boyfriend Hates

I’ve been dating women now for years and I rather enjoy women. If you’re lucky you find a woman who cares about you and loves you and treats you like the king y...

5 Friends Guys hate

I’ve been dating people now for years and I rather enjoy women. If you’re lucky you find a woman who cares about you and loves you and treats you like the king ...

Jungless: A Case Study

  The Jungless. For my foreign readers The Jungless is the North American equivalent to a hood rat, chicken head, scallywag etc. She is a product of ...

Why You Don’t Have A Man

I love it when women say things like "There are no men on this island!". Do you know why I love it? Because they usually say it in the presence of men. Funct...

Football 101: Back To Basics

by ANDREW BAIN   Sometimes I sit at the bar and watch the girlfriends of guys who watch football. You have the girlfriend who doesn’t give a shit ...

What Men Really Want: Part II

6. Leave us ALONE! Patrice O’neal said something genius once. He said men want women around but just not around us. Be in the vicinity where I can call your ...

What Men Really Want: Part I

by Andrew Bain   Hey ladies. How are you this day that Beyonce, first of her name, has given us? I was busy reading Cosmo and sipping some Birthday C...

The Toonami Generation

by ANDREW BAIN If I’m being honest, my first lesson in consequences did not come from the Bible. Oh I know, we’re a Christian nation so it should be expected...

Andrew Bain

8YJ Contributor

I write on Thursdays..... Sometimes.