by RENALDO and SANNIE
Week 6 Awards
The “I Take Everything Back” Award presented by every ex-boyfriend of Scarlett Johansson – Ben McAdoo. Odell Beckham Jr was a distraction…until he caught eight passes for 222 yards and two touchdowns.
This would have been a great reference….but then Deadpool ended up with Blake LivelyThe “Help Is On The Way” Award presented by the Power Secure Bucket Truck Team – Geno Smith. If he does slightly above average we get to claim him as Bahamian again.
A bucket truck if I ever saw one (Photo by Grant Halverson/Getty Images)
Week 7
Chicago Bears at Green Bay Packers
SANNIE: As much as I love Black Ink Crew Chicago and am super excited about the new season, the Bears have only won one game, I have a season to win.
PACKERS over Bears
RENALDO: Ok she’s right. Black Ink Crew Chicago is amazing. Having a quarterback battle between Brian Hoyer and Jay Cutler is not. It’s a Thursday night game, the uniforms will be horrible so will the product on the field…but the home team always wins.
PACKERS over Bears
New York Giants at Los Angeles Rams
Factually incorrect, OBJ is dating this netSANNIE: Chal, apparently Odell Beckham Jr is dating Rhianna now. This man really gets around but if he landed with Rhi Rhi, he must be doing something right.
GIANTS over Rams
RENALDO: There’s a battle brewing in the Giants locker room and it some point it’ll spill out onto the field. I’m more interested in OBJ’s sidelined antics with the kicking net, which is actually the most compelling part of their season. Will OBJ and the net take their relationship to the next level? Will they have a kid? Will another sleazy net infringe on their relationship? Will anyone notice that Jeff Fisher is .500 for the 50th time in his life?
GIANTS over Rams
Minnesota Vikings at Philadelphia Eagles
SANNIE: I have FULLY caught up with Vikings!! And I love it! I secretly wish I was born in that era (not really)
VIKINGS over Eagles
RENALDO: I’m all in with the Vikings until Adrian Peterson says otherwise. Just as people start to look at the exit signs on the Carson Went bandwagon, he goes up against a possible all time great defence that plays every game like they were upset their team traded a first and fourth round draft pick for Sam Bradford.
VIKINGS over Eagles
Buffalo Bills at Miami Dolphins
SANNIE: So the Dolphins apparently got skills and If they can’t beat the Steelers they can definitely beat the Bills.
DOLPHINS over Bills
The only person who can get Renaldo out of his relationship with the DolphinsRENALDO: I’m so sick of this team making me believe in them. I was out, I was ready to be done, I was ready to enjoy football objectively…then they had to go ahead and beat the Steelers. Now I have to believe in this team again. Now I’m forced to rationalise how this defence can have that same performance against lesser teams, I’m forced to think that offensive line can actually play. I’ll never get out, not without help.
DOLPHINS over Bills
Cleveland Browns at Cincinnati Bengals
SANNIE: Seriously? The Browns haven’t won one game? Is this intentional? Is there a prize for being bad?
BENGALS over Browns
RENALDO: The Cavs won the NBA Finals, the Indians are in the World Series…what lies next for the Browns? Lots and lots of Ls.
BENGALS over Browns
Baltimore Ravens at New York Jets
SANNIE: It seems like the only team the Jets are better than is the Browns. It’s just sad.
RAVENS over Jets
RENALDO: The Jets are moving forward with Geno Smith as the quarterback. The Jets are moving backward as an organisation.
RAVENS over Jets
New Orleans Saints at Kansas City Chiefs
Coach is on that NutrisystemSANNIE: The Saints beat up on my Cam last week AND I’m kind of mad I was supposed to be in New Orleans next week…and that got cancelled. So, I hate New Orleans right now (Sorry Buddy).
CHIEFS over Saints
RENALDO: Andy Reid losing weight is unsettling, almost as unsettling as the Saints’ defence.
CHIEFS over Saints
Indianapolis Colts at Tennessee Titans
SANNIE: Umm I don’t know much about either team, So I’m going to choose the Titans because they’ve loss less games. That’s logical.
TITANS over Colts
RENALDO: At this point nobody would blame Jim Irsay if he made the Colts offence go play both ways. Make Andrew Luck a linebacker, TY Hilton and Phillip Dorsett defensive backs – what’s the worst that could happen? They give up 35 points instead of their standard 30.
TITANS over Colts
Washington Racial Slurs at Detroit Lions
SANNIE: I chose Washington last week because of all their help to the Bahamas after the Hurricane Matthew and they actually won. I’m going to continue to ride with them (for now).
RACIAL SLURS over Lions
RENALDO: Matthew Stafford is having his best season ever… without Calvin Johnson. That makes no sense. It’s like the Redskins being better without RGIII. Nevermind, that happened.
LIONS over Racial Slurs
Oakland Raiders at Jacksonville Jaguars
I still cant believe it….not the move to Vegas, that Mark Davis continues to live life as a grown adult with that hairstyle.SANNIE: This is going to hurt me – but I am going to choose the Raiders. My only reason is because Eddie is actually at this game and he may bring them some luck. (One and one time only Duke of Dowdswell)
RAIDERS over Jags
RENALDO: The Vegas Raiders are on the way. This won’t end well…it can’t end well.
RAIDERS over Jags
San Diego Chargers at Atlanta Falcons
SANNIE: The count down is on to Real Housewives!!! Are you excited?? This season looks like it is going to be EPIC and drama filled.
FALCONS over Chargers
RENALDO: One thing is certain, the Chargers will be down by four with less than a minute left, Phillip Rivers will leave the exasperated.
FALCONS over Chargers
New England Patriots at Pittsburgh Steelers
SANNIE: The Steelers let the Dolphins beat them, I just can’t with them any more. Oh and Tom Brady.
PATS over Steelers
RENALDO: I’m supposed to get excited about Brady vs. Landry Jones? Even Mr.and Mrs. Jones aren’t excited about this.
PATS over Steelers
Tampa Bay Bucs at San Francisco 49ers
SANNIE: Boy Donavan, your team isn’t looking to good lately. I am happy about that. Your mouth is too hard. I hope they lose again.
Niners over BUCS
RENALDO: More of this black on black quarterback crime. Right Wing Conservatives love the Niners defence.
BUCS over Niners
Seattle Seahawks at Arizona Cardinals
This is actually how Sannie thinks Russell Wilson plays football.SANNIE: Russell Wilson.
SEAHAWKS over Cards
RENALDO: I use all the clichés possible in any conversation about the Cards. It’s a defence mechanism because I can’t understand them. This week I’ll go with “it’s a week to week league. This week the passing game clicks.”
CARDS over Seahawks
Houston Texans at Denver Broncos
RENALDO: This game is messy. For John Elway it’s like watching your ugly ex girlfriend in a bad abusive relationship. You’re happy you dodged that bullet but you still feel bad for her.
BRONCOS over Texans
SANNIE: This one is rough. I don’t want go against Bey but I need a win and I feel like the Broncos will get that done for me.
BRONCOS over Texans
